- Paper Towns is the cat's pajamas! (It is also made of awesome.)
- Paper Towns is made of paper and unfiltered awesome. <3>
- Paper Towns is a wonderful, witty, heartfelt novel. It is also known to increase the awesome of an area by 87%.
- Paper Towns is so awesome that Breaking Dawn wasn't invited to its birthday party. P.S. You're awesome too!
- If you are interested in this lovely book, you may be a nerdfighter. (This is a good thing.) P.S. Don't forget to be awesome!
- This book is amazing & awesome! DFTBA!
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